528 Quotes About Hilarious

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want.

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.