105 Quotes About Hipster

They literally have what they would call "a four-quadrant" movie that they could just release at any moment. Parents want to go there, kids want to go there, hipsters want to go there. It's like everyone will want to see it.

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

To whom it may concern: It is springtime. It is late afternoon.

I can't be one of those hipster guys with a beard when I have a hair campaign. I strive to look a little bit more... all-American.

Life is nothing if you're not obsessed.

Sometimes I wish I was a woman, just so I could have an abortion.