882 Quotes About Horse



  • Author Laurence Sterne
  • Quote

      Do you understand the theory of that affair? replied my father.  Not I, quoth my uncle.  —But you have some ideas, said my father, of what you talk about.—  No more than my horse, replied my uncle Toby.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Rainbow Rowell
  • Quote

    I'm fine," [her dad] said gently. "Back on the horse, Cath.''What's the horse?' she sighed, watching him pull on a South High hoodie. 'Jogging? Working too much?''Living,' he said, a little too loud. 'Life's the horse.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Joanna Wylde
  • Quote

    Horse: Wood like you were sporting usually implies the opposite. Unless it was for me? If that's the case, I'm genuinely flattered. No judgements.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Joanna Wylde
  • Quote

    Marie's drunk texts:Marie: Horse, muss yuMarie: Why dont anser?Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u horsey, LOL. You sleeping? Or busy with someone?Marie: I know yur there. I bet you got a new gurl alredy. Screw you.Marie: Screw you and your slut. I hate you. Take yur club and shove it up yur ass I wudn't be yoor old lady for ten milion dollrs.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Joanna Wylde
  • Quote

    True story,” Horse chimed in. “Fuck with us, we’ll fuck you back. Harder. Always.

  • Tags
  • Share

  • Author Elyne Mitchell
  • Quote

    A long shaft of light came down from the sun behind the clouds and fell on the rearing, striking horses so that Thowra was the glittering foam on a waterfall, was quicksilver held for a dazzling moment in the shape of a horse, but a horse that was never still

  • Tags
  • Share