394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.

Real mothers don't just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the lady's cart, and say, "Great. Maybe you can do a better job."Real mothers know that it's okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast.Real mothers admit it is easier to fail at this job than to succeed.

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to WalMart, so be it.

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.

But there simply was no grey area for him. There was only black, white, and annoying.

No one ever excused his way to success.

Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers

A cause may be inconvenient, but it's magnificent. It's like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.

I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me