394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

A writer should not review a book. A reviewer should not write.

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.

Said Buddha to the hot dog vendor, "make me one with everything.

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color.

They said you can't go to the moon. They said you can't put cheese inside a pizza crust, but NASA did it. They had to, because the cheese kept floating off in space.

Please, God,' Ruth would pray, 'don't let me be competitive. Let me realize what a privilege it is to study. Let me remember that knowledge must be pursued for its own sake and please, please stop me wanting to beat Verena Plackett in the exams.'She prayed hard and she meant what she said. But God was busy that autumn as the International Brigade came back, defeated, from Spain, Hitler's bestialities increased, and sparrows everywhere continued to fall.

I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.

I am the Olympics.

Give your brain a break and read a book.