394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

I broke my arm in 3 places so I wont be going back to those places.

you can do it if you put your mind into it.

Where's the fun in playing with knives if you can't draw a little blood?

Staying on the fence is safe ... until someone shoots you off!

'Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.'

If I behave like a good boy and take my Prozac...then I won't be able to write anymore. I'll have Writer's block from not being able to communicate with the characters in my mind.

The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!

Painting working!

For the first time in memory, I was unable to sleep not because I was anxious but because I was excited. To live in a damp crowded asshole and sing--if these guys don't know the secret to living, I don't know who does. (The Grieving Owl, page 157)