394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

I’ve been very lucky to have a job this great for this long. When I look back someday, I think that my time at SNL will seem like the best years of my life. But I also think that my best life is still yet to come. And if not, I can always beg Lorne for my job back.

Sometimes in life, you try to hit life with a 'hui-tcha', but then life decides to hit you with a 'hui-tcha.' Do you know what you do in this predicament, when life hui-tcha's you? You go AGAIN!

The best way to get something right is to get it wrong first. Then you learn.

La vita di un puntuale è un inferno di solitudini immeritate

A part of her wanted to stay home, to simply be with her children, but her mother had always scorned woman who didn't work. "Wasting their potential," she had sniffed. "You've got a good brain, Elena. You're not going to sit at home and knit, are you?" A modern woman, she always implied, was capable - nay, required - to have it all.

Now I was pretty good at playing Rodeo. I'd been doing it for years. But he was a tricky bird to play. You could say that learning to play Rodeo was like learning to play a guitar, if the guitar had thirteen strings instead of six and three of them were out of tune and two of them were yarn and one of them was wired to an electric fence. He's a handful, is what I'm saying.

She was a person like this: full of opinion and firm standing, she planted her flag in more topics than you could quite believe she could actually care about.

I shall be the meest me that has ever meed

I have come to the understanding that the best way to realize your dreams is to start doing something towards realizing it.