394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

A ride on pride is a tide of divide. Who's proud of a proud friend? A haughty friend is a naughty person; his mental faculty is ever faulty. However, do not deride all pride; a pinch of pride is in stride with confidence.

First, you scribble. Then, you write.

No one wants to report any untruth and end up looking foolish.

People like to set the bar high. I like to put the bar on the ground and barely step over it. I like to keep the expectations really low.

Nadie te enseñó a llorar, te salió solo. Pero aprendiste a tragarte hasta la última lágrima. Por orgullo, por vergüenza, por idiota.

Uno siempre está solo. En algún rincón de tu ser, siempre estás solo. Y a pesar de eso, en el camino te vas a encontrar con personas que, mágicamente, van a restar de tu ser un poco de esa soledad innata y profunda.

He watched it on the TV. Everyone watches TV.”Bodine directed his face to Ryan’s, knowing exactly where the witness box was, his black glasses reflecting the ceiling lights above. “I don’t,” he said with a deadpan face.Nathaniel Bodine, blind lawyer

Protect her, love her, kiss her, hug her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan to catch her.

If you buy stolen goods, you’re not a thief. But you’re like the tiger that is not a cat but belongs to the cat family. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu