394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

Just think of what would have happened to poor old Naaman if he had decided to dunk himself only once?

Why one human being is attracted to another is one of the great mysteries of the world.

A lot of men tend to want "models"I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can't expect to land one.

Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself

If I had created myself, I would be taller, blond, and more well endowed, financially. I would have cast out spiders and bad-hair days. Therefore, and hence, I believe strongly in a Creator who not only gave me the gift, but the free will to create my own journey through life.

No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!

I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.

Humor is the soul's last line of defense, and as long as we're laughing we're alive

People can be like socks. Sometimes they just don’t match each other. So maybe it’s time to clean out your sock drawer.