394 Quotes About Humor-inspirational

Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.”D’Artagnan Bloodhawke

Life is too short for one to stay indoors, watch TV, doze off, and snore.

Trust me… there are real, honorable men still out there. Do you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find him? Yes. Is it even worth it? Absolutely… so don’t give up too soon!

Mime artists are what happens to men when they’ve been single for too long

Worrying gets you nowhere fast, but it will give you a massive headache."--Strayborn (Draev Guardians #1)

I have no intention of dying. In fact, that will be the last thing I do!

Only you can change yourself, no one else can.

Humor makes a lasting impression of great moments; awkward or pleasant

Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.