177 Quotes About Humor-relationships

It looks like I was staring at him! Well, I was staring. But not for the reason that he thinks.

I am very clearly the Pigpen to his Schroeder.

Me arrodillé ante un póster de Marilyn Monroe y le pedí su intervención. Le rogué que borrara mi nombre de su agenda y de su mente desquiciada.

He comes and looks at one's daughter as if she were a suite of apartments; he tries the door-handles and looks out of the windows, raps on the walls and almost thinks he'll take the place. Will you be so good as to draw up a lease? Then, on the whole, he decides that the rooms are too small; he doesn't think he could live on a third floor; he must look out for a piano nobile. And he goes away after having got a month's lodging in the poor little apartment for nothing.

Love is like a fart, if you force it it's probably crap.

While I may be left-handed, I've yet to figure out that my spouse is always right!

Sometimes, you have to get your heart broken to find your way around the penis.**This is begging to be cross-stitched on a pillow

Visele sunt fursecuri. Îmbrățișările sunt obișnuite,

Funny is when people go around speaking bad of you in attempt to purposely disrepute you, and you are like,''thank you, for that which you utter is merely or equals to a compliment, if only you that one thing i did you will break and fall like the walls of Jerico''.