24,501 Quotes About Humor

The story so far:In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!

The trick. . .is to find the balance between the bright colors of humor and the serious issues of identity, self-loathing, and the possibility for intimacy and love when it seems no longer possible or, sadder yet, no longer necessary.