24,501 Quotes About Humor

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" asked Jace."It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.""As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," said Simon."I knew we should have left you a rat.

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot.""Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.