24,501 Quotes About Humor

I can only assume," said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.

I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.

Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.