4,131 Quotes About Humorous

Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

If you wish for pearls, pray always.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

For someone so unwell, he seemed preposterously healthy.

Life is too short to be anything but happy. So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances and never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you.