4,131 Quotes About Humorous

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

It's better to oversleep and miss the boat than get up early and sink.

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts.

Yes by talking to each other. Not texting, put that phone down, you. Youcan learn a lot from other people discussing ideas, experiences, theories, etc. Even if you are socially awkward like myself.

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.