5,226 Quotes About Humour

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Do you know where your breakthrough begins? Your breakthrough begins where your excuses ends.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what someone, or a group of people, might actually be like.

Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

God does not play dice, bankers do.

Please, touch me, I pray.