5,226 Quotes About Humour

Secrets are dangerous.” Gottfried Baumauer.

Rare contact creates a stir. Gossip spreads. Tensions build. Denying Pissec, miserable Obelmäker and repressed Baumauer are all seething-jealous – openly or reservedly – within the hour. The pay rise promise is working a treat. Brichacek’s licking the tip of a pencil with her sticky pink tongue. “Stop flirting,” he tells her, but he looks at her breasts and thinks, The girls with the bruises in the sex films are just dead dolls, but this pretty toy is alive.

Only men with intelligence, confidence and absolutely no empathy at all can progress upstairs.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

To Kalist, Baumauer’s just a timber bridge in need of a good hot fire.

Are there not times, Ridley, when you yourself wish only to hear the best in people – and not to be dragged downwards into the underworld we all regularly inhabit?

In the same week he would harass an Under-Secretary about horses from the Army, write voluminously to the press about a gun he had invented for potting aeroplanes, give a fancy-dress ball which he forgot to attend, and get in the semi-final of the racquets championship.

Tommy sniffed the spring breeze like a supercilious stag.

You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.