5,226 Quotes About Humour

To neglect ones own ability to laugh is the greatest form of Blasphemy, for to laugh is to pray.

I decide to release myself the only way I can imagine: I pee my pants.

I'm holding a super-expandable energy-powered towel. I've made friends with space hamsters. I think we've stretched believability rather far, don't you?

Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus patches or listen to opera music.

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

A great journey, full of laughter, a few tears and lots of heart. It’s romantic and adventurous, amusing and understanding, a story to enjoy – Claire Ashton, Book Blogger.co

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

I suppose we should send someone to make sure the queen does not come to the wall also,” the king jested.“I would say that it is too late for that, my lord,” a feminine voice answered from the group gathered in the courtyard. They all turned to find the queen dressed in chain mail and wearing a conical helmet on her head.