5,226 Quotes About Humour

Keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes.

I’m glad to be eating the bread of freedom even if it does taste like sponge buttered with greasy salt.

I'm in love with you"Finally, the girl looks at me. "What?""I don't know." I gesture to the house, the yard, the dirt surrounding us. "I'm not sure what suggested romance. Maybe it was the screaming match or the way my girlfriend kicked my ass to the ground, but I love you."Her mouth gapes. "I...I...""I don't want you to say it back now. One of us should have some class.

They're waiting for you to say all these grand statements, you know? You march across the room and you're supposed to say 'DEATH HAS TWELVE WINGS LIKE THE ANGEL OF HELL!' but people aren't built that way. You can only say 'Hey, uh, baby, why don't ya' make me a cup of coffee?

Welcome to Hell, where the living conditions went beyond crowded, the job sucked, and the pay sucked even worse. It was like living in, well, Hell.

Come on, Rory! It isn't rocket science, it's just quantum physics!-The Doctor (Matt Smith)

If you are an alien, how come you sound like you're from the north?''Lots of planets have a north!

Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.

It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed', although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as though it had been badgered, wolved and possibly beared as well.