5,226 Quotes About Humour

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

You see, I have trouble with authority. Whenever someone tells me to do something, I get the sudden and very strong urge to do the exact opposite. Sometimes I can control it.But mostly I just lose.

You've messed with the wrong god if you get keys to willy wonka chocolate factory and diabetes the same day..

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

So off had gone John to the wars again. But he had not remained for long in the position of a humble volunteer. Colonel Clifton, commanding the 1st Regiment of Dragoons, no sooner heard that Crazy Jack was back then he enrolled him as an extra aide-de-camp.

Life - just another corrupted file.