5,226 Quotes About Humour

Ils vécurent heureux et eurent beaucoup d'amants.

Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

The tennis coach slowly moved his fingers towards his friend’s arsehole and shakily circled the rim as instructed. “Anything abnormal there?”“It’s hairy,” Butcher complained. “It is very hairy,” the doctor agreed. “But, although an arsehole that hairy is undoubtedly unusual, it’s not technically an abnormality.

I grab at Smitty and he at me, and, for one horrible, deperately embarrassing second we fly into each others arms like Shaggy and Scooby Don't.

What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

It was mostly just the concept of eating a cock that Matthew found so challenging, irrespective of which animal it came from.

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.