5,226 Quotes About Humour

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

I don't know if you've ever been covered head to toe in prickle bush, but let me tell you, it's not a pleasant experience, as I'm sure you can imagine.

They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in Heaven? Or is he in Hell? That damned, illusive pimpernel.

Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

The Professor is coming...

If you're getting chased by a lion, you don't need to run faster than the lion, just the people running with you. - Tim Ferris

My name is Mr Bread." He began writing his name neatly on the board. "But you can call me Peter."Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred."Pita Bread!" proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.