5,226 Quotes About Humour

you 'son of a fish' who does not even know his own father

Arrrr, I don’t want to spend one minute in this baby place. It’s no place for a pirate!” - Sniff

His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality.

Jacques resumed his trademark torpid position with no care in the world... except for his fractured nose.

I am an optimist and when I am too sure of something or someone, well, of course it turns out that I am wrong .. at other situations, I imagine the worst and needless to say, I am again wrong

Arcana’s eyes went as big as saucers, Ally just gave everything away! What was she gonna do? Was there a train at this time? Arcana started to back away, if she got to the train station early, she could catch one home.

Okay, this is the wisdom. First, time spent on reconnaissanse is never wasted. Second, almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon. And finally, there is no problem on Earth that can't be ameliorated by a hot bath and a cup of tea.

From time to time I show up in myself just long enough for people to know they are not in the room alone.

She looked particularly beautiful today and without warning his heart became entangled in her hair and he fell into her sad grey eyes and floundered there, drowning happily.