5,226 Quotes About Humour

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.