5,226 Quotes About Humour

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.

We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.

This is my favorite book in all the world, though I have never read it. How is such a thing possible? I’ll do my best to explain.

A book can give you an experience of someone’s life in a few hours, and this is far more profitable than any sale that’s going on.

The shades of colours are splendid.

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV?

(on learning Westlife had beaten Oasis, U2 and The Beatles in an album chart battle in November 2006): There is no God.