5,226 Quotes About Humour

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.

Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay.

Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.

I am living in paradise.