5,226 Quotes About Humour

Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man, and our politicians take advantage of this prejudice by pretending to be even more stupid than nature made them.

Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious.""Yeah, because I'm an idiot.

I like you but you mightn't feel the same way about me, and I wouldn't blame you. To save us both from any awkward moments I've figured out an easy way to do this. Nod if you're even slightly interested in getting to know me. Write a ten page explanation if you're not.