5,226 Quotes About Humour

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.

Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work.

1. You left a multipack of Mars Bars on top of your wardrobe. Can I have one? Dad x2. I had three. Hope that's OK. Dad x3. I'm just going to have one more. Dad x4. Harriet, your Dad's made himself sick on an entire multipack of Mars Bars again. Please don't leave sweets where we can find them. A x

I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.

No bikinis on a first date.” He nods. “I’m sure that’s a rule. Or should be. For my sisters anyway.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

This is Sailor Supergirl,” George says. “She knows all about black holes.