5,226 Quotes About Humour

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait.

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.

Lyra had never seen such a sight, never heard such a bellow; it was like a mountain laughing.

I was convinced I had overdrawn my balance of good fortune; that whatever haphazard benevolence the impassive universe might hold towards me was all but gone.

The human body is the best work of art.

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!