5,226 Quotes About Humour

On the sixth day god created man,on the seventh day man created god.Now we are even.

Did god make man too perfect,So that a piece has to be removedthrough circumcision?

I looked at the stained-glass image of the lamb in the window above me, but that only reminded me that lambs are famous for being led to slaughter, or sometimes hanging out with lions in ill-advised relationships.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.