5,226 Quotes About Humour

Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).

Any book without a mistake in it has had too much money spent on it.

It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

Your greatest enemy is he that say's nothing when they know you can help, but go on to do without. Just as he that can help, but does nothing in time of dire need.