5,226 Quotes About Humour

Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.

Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

We Slovenians are even better misers than you Scottish. You know how Scotland began? One of us Slovenians was spending too much money, so we put him on a boat and he landed in Scotland.

People don't seem as annoying when I've got coffee

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. "Be careful," he said dryly. "Don't die.

Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.