5,226 Quotes About Humour

Laziness always wins.

I didn't realise you'd ridden here on your high horse

Trevor wondered if anyone in the outside world could even guess at the horror of working in the Planning Department

As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays of sun before dusk… “Do you want me to make you come?”“Is that a trick question?

At such moments Princess Mary would think how intellectual work dries men up.

I'm as religious as the next man - which is to say I'll keep in with the local parson for form's sake and read the lessons on feast-days because my tenants expect it, but I've never been fool enough to confuse religion with belief in God. That's where so many clergymen... go wrong

Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.

We've determined that Ms. Hauptman is a potential threat to the public safety, and we are bringing her in as a murder suspect who has supernatural powers that make her too dangerous to be incarcerated in the usual ways.

A halo is a cock ring for the soul.