5,226 Quotes About Humour

The church has never been asked to explain anything, our speciality, along with ballistics, has always been the neutralisation of the overly curious mind through faith.

we live in a world where singles are more sexual active than couples

You are old and grey,” she teased.“And you’re never too immortal for a spanking,” he shot back...

Mother, who has an absolute belief that it is not the cards that one is dealt in life, it is how one plays them, is, by far, the highest card I was dealt.

If you are unsuccessful, the common advice is to "just keep writing." That way, you will have many books under your belt.However, to be noticed, you really have to loosen that belt and take those pants off.

There is only a one thing worse than an idiot: An idiot with a following.

You know, bullying," her mother began. "I see it every day. Kids get bullied at school, they get cyber bullied, text bullied, Myface bullied." "Oh, God!" Arista groaned. "It's My Space or Facebook. Not Myface.

My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses

In lieu of Tasers, you'll have to hit me. Hard as you can. Then maybe some kind of fight-or-flight response will kick in and I'll turn into a bat to get away from you.""Fight or flight.""Yes.""Only half of that is flight.