5,226 Quotes About Humour

What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What kind of creature wants to live in an 'investment opportunity'? Only man.The fox has his den. The bee has his hive. The stoat, has, uh... his stoat-hole... but only man chooses to make his nest in an investment opportunity. Mmm, snuggled down in the lovely credit! All warm, in the mortgage payment, mmmmm...

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old "face" from the sixties a pin up gangster with a "mars bar" weal scraping his left cheek and of course two "wag" slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with "Bratz babe" stares and Gucci Handbags

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.

It just a fun game, until someone starts to win and then everyone else begins to cheat!

On n'est vraiment indulgent que quand on est amoureux fou; dès qu'on aime un rien moins, la vacherie naturelle reprend le dessus.

Angela Merkel zitiere ich ja am liebsten wörtlich, ich hab noch keine bessere Möglichkeit gefunden diese Frau zu beleidigen.

Chancellor Gerhard Schröder has several times made statements to the effect that we Europeans should not cultivate a superficial anti-Americanism. But mine isn't superficial at all.Personally I have nothing against the US itself - it's a beautiful country - it's the people who live there that are the problem.I guess you could say it's the same thing with Bavaria.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.