374 Quotes About Humourous

Seniors get to do all the jolly things," Owen complained as they walked to archery practice that first day.Neal glared at the chubby second-year with all the royal disdain of a vexed lion. He was limping from a staff blow to the knee. "You are a bloody minded-savage," he informed Owen sternly. "I hope you are kidnapped by centaurs.

Rose is in red, But never in blue, Sharp as a thorn, Fights like one too.

Honestly I don't know why i have these parties""Because of your cat""That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort

Ari, maybe we should get you out of here. No joke. You really are dangerous with thus truth serum in you, You might sat something you wished you hadn't.""Like that your mum scares me, but I think your dad is kind of cute in and old-guy sort of way?""Exactly like that.""Eh. I'm not worried.

Look, sir, I know Angua. She's not the useless type. She doesn't stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.

The boldest of the three moved suddenly, grabbed Angua and pulled her upright. "We walk out of here unharmed or the girl gets it, all right?" he snarled.Someone sniggered."I hope you're not going to kill anyone," said Carrot."That's up to us!""Sorry, was I talking to you?" said Carrot.

Do you realise how much trouble you're in?""Perhaps I'll have some Weetabix after all.

She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.

That's part of your curse. To drive men mad with desire and feel no pleasure"."Great," I muttered. "And all this time I thought I was frigid.