374 Quotes About Humourous

How's the debauching?" "I think it's coming along quite well.

Intelligentsia has no authority over fornication

Facing the hooves of a rearing stallion is scary enough, but when it’s a centaur, armed with a bow and whooping it up in a soda-drinking hat, even the bravest warrior would retreat.

They keep telling me the coolest people are crazy - so I'm not worried.

So, what do you plan to do with me now? Are we done with the torturing? ‘Cause it was getting old,

She rubbed at her face to make sure her make-up was blended, unknowingly removing any remaining foundation. Ready! Her brown eyes shone. ‘Come on, let’s go!

Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. - Mr Bennet

Child that is a beautiful note," the chief justice praised her, "but the next time you write your title, add an O to the countess.

Robert had heard enough. This girl clearly had no bounds to her imagination which, in political terms, made her the most dangerous person in the UK, so he cut to the chase.