1,285 Quotes About Husband

  • Author Brigham Young
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    The Second Way in which a wife can be separated from her husband, while he continues to be faithful to his God and his priesthood, I have not revealed, except to a few persons in this Church; and a few have received it from Joseph the prophet as well as myself. If a woman can find a man holding the keys of the priesthood with higher power and authority than her husband, and he is disposed to take her he can do so, otherwise she has got to remain where she is... there is no need for a bill of divorcement... To recapitulate.

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  • Author Henny Youngman
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    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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  • Author Henny Youngman
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    A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

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  • Author Kristi Yamaguchi
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    I'm kind of a homebody. My husband says I like to just stay home and do nothing, but that's just how I am.

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  • Author Catherine Zeta-Jones
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    I love 'The War Of The Roses,' especially as my husband is in it! I've often said to him it would be great to remake that with me and him in it, because then we could really get down to some serious business.

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  • Author Pia Zadora
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    But there's not enough time in life to go sit at a party, have a drink, and make idle conversation. There's too many important things to do. Just being together with my husband, spending time alone, which I have very little of.

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  • Author Pia Zadora
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    In a way, my past gives me a little credibility. Not that anybody cares what I did nineteen years ago, but I did have a career, and a legitimate one, before I met my husband.

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  • Author Pia Zadora
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    I'm just not comfortable with that society stuff. I mean, we were just invited to the White House, but my husband won't take me because he knows I don't want to go.

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  • Author A.A. Attanasio
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    I dream of a true husband—a good man, not a brute, nor a champion of men on the battlefield; I dream but of a gentle man, one who neither speaks too loud nor ignores evil.

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