1,285 Quotes About Husband

A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.