136 Quotes About Idiots

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

It doesn’t take a psychiatrist to notice that our president is mentally compromised.

On reflection,’ Crake said to Frey, as they huddled behind an upturned table, ‘this wasn’t one of your better plans.

Then he launches himself at me with a roar, and I let him take his shot. It’s weak, like he is. Like all bullies really are. That’s why they’re bullies. Because they’re insecure idiots who try to make themselves feel better.

As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in your life. Whether you stop the belt to dance with any one of them is up to you.

Its hard to hate my prep team. They're such total idiots.

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful idiots are always asking, "What's in it for me"?

Fletcher appeared beside her. He peered at the baby. "Can it do any tricks yet?""I'm still working on it. Want to hold her?""God, no," Fletcher said laughing. "I'd drop it.""It's not an it, it's my baby sister. Go on, hold her. You won't make a mess of it, i swear. Only an idiot could drop a baby.""You always say I am an idiot.""But you're a special kind of idiot. Here."She passed Alice into his arms, and he stood there, rigid, a look of intense concentration on his face.

Always remember... Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.