136 Quotes About Idiots

Three things lit her match without fail—abusive assholes, idiots who didn’t use their turn signals, and unannounced shifters moving in on her territory.

Remember, life is too short to be spent dancing with idiots.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

If you think buying a DSLR has made you a photographer, don't ever buy a Stethoscope.

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

Rubio's sudden concern for the humanitarian situation in Venezuela smacks of hypocrisy, as he supported all US sanctions that have made life for Venezuelans miserable.

Critics, in other words, idiots.

The problem with being conservative: 99% of your victories consist of saying "no" to the ideas that idiots want to adopt.

Il n'y a pas de questions idiotes. Il n'y a que des idiots qui posent des questions.