439 Quotes About Ironic

Watch where you walk or you'll step in a den of dreameaters. - The Malwatch

I grow spines when I'm sad. I don't like people trying to comfort me. It just makes me more upset. - The Malwatch

Befriend the ones who linger in the same dreams you do. They're often of like mind. - The Malwatch

The hearts and flowers type of love is an imaginary thing that people want to believe exists, so they pretend it does. The reality is love is usually messy and difficult and can often be unpleasant. It can make us do ugly things. That doesn't make it any less worth chasing after. - The Malwatch

I could not create my dreams faster than I would come up with ideas for new ones. - The Malwatch

When you're thinking, tap your talons. It makes you seem more menacing. - The Malwatch

No pulling my tail. I'll burn you with it if you do. - The Malwatch

I love to fold my wings and fall. The plunge is exhilarating, even while knowing I can stop it at any time. - The Malwatch

Gentle winds will carry you to your destination as surely as strong ones. It may not be as quickly, but it will probably be a smoother ride. - The Malwatch