81 Quotes About Irony-of-life

Regrets are a waste of time and waste of time brings about regrets. It's the best ironic cycle after life and death!

It's one of the maddening perversities of human psychology that we only notice we're alive when we're reminded we're going to die, the same way some of us appreciate our girlfriends only after they've become exes.

„What kind of stupid trip is this? So far, I’ve been assaulted, insulted, arrested, and now I’m tied to a chair by a bunch of vampires in case they crave a little O negative at lunch. And my boyfriend is out there somewhere, dodging sunbeams. This sucks!

Then Carrot said, "It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness, captain. That's what they say.""What?" Vimes' sudden rage was like a thunderclap. "Who says that? When has that ever been true? It's never been true! It's the kind of thing people without power say to make it all seem less bloody awful, but it's just words, it never makes any difference -

My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option.

Wouldn't you know it. My ship finally comes in and I'm at lunch.

Irony is when people buy you gifts yet the cost is your happiness.

Call it Irony or destiny of life, but the fact is I failed to make a living from what 'I loved doing the most' nor did I justify for what I was paid for!” 

Любов. Добре, що вона в неї була. Але чому в господарстві Всесвіту випадково виникає якийсь несправедливий дисбаланс, коли велике щастя однієї людини - нехай нетривале і хистке - живиться великим нещастям іншої.