1,034 Quotes About Irony

"That was the last cruel irony of Tobias’s life: that he doomed the woman he would have died to save."

"Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death."

"Safe sex? Does such a thing exist?"

"Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak."

"But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid."

"(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends."

"It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog."

"It is a tragicomic fact that our proper upbringing has become an ally of the secret police. (...) The "Tell the truth!" imperative drummed into us so automatically that we feel ashamed of lying even to a secret policeman."

"Ah yes, the joys of free enterprise, which is never free of anything be it taxes, bills, or stress."