1,034 Quotes About Irony

"So if there is something on the planet that is worth living for, I'd better not miss it, because once you're dead, it's too late for regrets, and if you die by mistake, that is really, really dumb."

"Irony is that indifference is the most easily learned attitude."

"They motivate you to stand out, And then mock you for not fitting in."

"Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."

"Too soon did she find herself at the drawing room door. And after pausing a moment for what she knew would not come, for a courage which the outside of no door had ever supplied to her, she turned the lock in desperation and the lights of the drawing room and all the collected family were before her."

"I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out."

"Who am I to judge me?"

"Hey, GreenHollyWood the mistake was mine that I added you as a friend... I thought that you are my friend... but your irony doesn't end."

"I seldom lie,' he said."