1,034 Quotes About Irony

There was even a book dedicated to survival in a Zombie Apocalypse, although, at the time it was written, it was intended as a joke. Now, it was irony.

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

The world had been divided into two parts that sought to annihilate each other because they both desired the same thing, namely the liberation of the oppressed, the elimination of violence, and the establishment of permanent peace.

If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

What is your advice to young writers?” “Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes.

A mouth of no distinction but well practiced, before I entered my teens, in irony. For what is irony but the repository of hurt? And what is hurt but the repository of hope?

But the Egotist is stuck somewhere between his hidden triad of pride, fear, and insecurity; he is forever fighting to prove himself, instigating battles the Humbleman has unwittingly conquered, already sealed some time ago. Yes, the day he finally accepts face-to-face such an irony as humility - the irony that humility is indeed the mother of giants, that great men, having life so large, as needed, can afford to appear small - the world will then know peace.