43 Quotes About Irs

I'd learned how to handle a gun before I was fully potty trained.

It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Le de s ir de la prie' re est de j a' une prie' re. The wish for prayer is already a prayer.

The United States has a system of taxation by confession

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account.

There are more words in the IRS code than there are in the Bible. And not a one of them is as good.

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress

You can be looking at 25 percent of the tax that is owed, plus all the interest. If you don't pay then the IRS can take some pretty Draconian measures.