43 Quotes About Irs

The IRS suspects there's something wrong, or they wouldn't have picked you to start with. Taxpayers just prolong the process.

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money

Mandatory sentencing guidelines have become as complicated and detailed as the IRS code!

Remember, you don't want to have any more correspondence with the IRS than is necessary.

What the IRS Doesn't Want You to Know.

I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don't want to get audited by the IRS.

Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt, Ir, Os) or which increase regularly (eg. K, Ru, Cs).

Obama's IRS is not the IRS I've ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen.

Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form