34 Quotes About Jerk

You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.

What you end up regretting is not the things you did, but the things you didn't do.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

I'm bad with names. Can I call you shithead?

You betcha. If I get to punch a manic, lanky jerk in the face, my night will be complete.” I gave her a fierce grin, still riding off the energy of the crowd.

My eyes meet his eyes.“You were a jerk,” I say.His hands move to my cheeks. “I’m sorry.”I pull away, but I can only go an inch before I bump into lacrosse sticks, not that I really want to go any farther. “Nope. No way. You do not get to kiss me yet.”He pouts.

From Jerks to Monks, from Prostitutes to Nuns, everyone is vulnerable to fall in Love.

Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere.